Safari Dog
A dog was going with his owner to the safari. The owner left to go to take pictures of different animals, and left the dog to guard his truck. The dog just ran around chasing butterflies until a leopard came along. The leopard started chasing after him. The dog knew he couldn't out run the leopard, so he strutted over to a pile of bones and started licking and chewing at it. The leopard was still running towards him so he said,"That leopard was delicious! I can't wait to hunt for more!" The leopard backed away and ran into the jungle.
A monkey was watching and thought, this isn't right. I should tell the leopard what happened! So off he went, chasing after the leopard. The monkey told the leopard what happened, then he climbed onto the leopard's back to lead him back to the dog. The dog saw them coming out of the jungle, so he stared off into the distance, as if looking for someone and said,"I wonder where that monkey is. I told him to get another leopard ASAP!" With realization, the leopard ran back into the jungle and ate the monkey.
-Dad
A monkey was watching and thought, this isn't right. I should tell the leopard what happened! So off he went, chasing after the leopard. The monkey told the leopard what happened, then he climbed onto the leopard's back to lead him back to the dog. The dog saw them coming out of the jungle, so he stared off into the distance, as if looking for someone and said,"I wonder where that monkey is. I told him to get another leopard ASAP!" With realization, the leopard ran back into the jungle and ate the monkey.
-Dad
Ugly Women
After service, a woman went up to the pastor of the church she went to . She said," Pastor, I feel ashamed for I have sinned greatly. I look around before service every Sunday and see that all the other women going to church are not as pretty as I am. I am ashamed that I have thought such a thing. It must be such a great sin. What do I do?"
"Oh, my dear sister in Christ," He began,"Do not fret. The problem here is not vanity, it is poor eyesight."
-Dad
"Oh, my dear sister in Christ," He began,"Do not fret. The problem here is not vanity, it is poor eyesight."
-Dad